WHAT GRANDAD SAID
Listening to the radio a few days ago – Talk Sport pm weekday show – I can recommend – to my male readers, anyway.
Lots of listener phone ins on specific topics, with a prize for the best call. Always interesting and invariably funny.
Funniest yet – topic – ‘what did your Grandad say when he farted? (It’s not the BBC!)
A selection:
‘Good arse’- with a distinct note of approval.
‘There’s a kiss for ya.’
‘What did that frog say?’
‘New shoes, vicar?’
‘Don’t light a match.’
‘All things must pass.’
‘Whoever smelt it dealt it.’
‘That’sgonna itch when it dries.’
And the clear winner –
‘Catch that and sew a button on it’.